Screwed Some Birds
Attack of the autocorrect again, otherwise those are some very big birds! We don’t think they screwed any birds down on the deck though, but they did get some work done on that deck.
Dad Is Gay
This one wasn’t particularly from Dad, but it was from his phone! It looks like Mom was getting in on the jokes too, as she tries to out the father through a text message. This is why you should have a passcode on your phone.