This date turned into a surprise, unexpected, and unsexy threesome.
Dating while pregnant must be incredibly hard. But how can any woman think that it’s OK to surprise a date with that little tidbit? Will finding out you’re in your third trimester likely turn off most Tinder dates? Yes. But you still have to tell them!
If there was a list of all the topics not to discuss on a first date, no one would ever think that ‘the difficulty of cleaning your foreskin’ would need to be on that list.
No. Just no. So much no. There is not enough no in the world for this.
There are those who believe in the five second rule, and those that don’t.
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This was Victor. Victor was kind of cute. We were out one night and he dropped his kebab on the floor, squatted down and just started eating the remains right off the pavement. No Victor. Just no. #thefloorisnotaplate #thisexceedsthe5secondrule #cannotstopthinkingaboutthegerms #likeseriouslywhodoesthat #yafilthyanimal
Non-believers hear this story and are appalled and grossed out. Believers simply think about the kebab, how good it is, and what a damn shame it would be to waste it.