Wonderfully Clueless People Who Forgot We Can See What’s Behind Them

“Babe please no no photos nooo please”

My guy proceeded all in about the faux-bae caught me slippin’ pic — he analyzed others who failed . The giveaway is currently having one hand off-frame. Bae would not wait for one to receive 1 hand off-frame until they snapped a pic of you slippin’.

“WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES?”

You ever read the book “Cujo”? Not sure why that just popped into my head. Anyhow, good book. Give it a read.