Jessica Simpson Pens Public Letter to Natalie Portman Over Bikini Pics

Get you a BFF like Avril and Usher.

Again, why didn’t these two put out a single together?

They’re style superstars, after all!

Have you ever seen a more ’00s cover?

I think not.

Also, the photoshop work on this cover is truly astounding.

Teen People knew exactly what they were doing.

Take a moment and imagine a song with Pink, JC Chasez, and Sisqo.

Fun fact: you can buy this magazine for over $2000 on Amazon.

I know what I’m putting on my Christmas list this year.