Someone made this Jason Voorhees statue an, in an act of supreme cruelty, tossed it into a lake for some poor scuba diver to see (and be scared to death by).
This guy has total “toddler who knows how to do a side-kick and wants to show all his mom’s friends” energy. We get it Davey, you’re very talented. Now go play Nintendo.
Tarantulas? Scary. Tarantula hawks? Even scarier — what, are tarantulas taking to the skies? And to throw a dash of wasp in there too? Yes, I don’t know what to do if I’m bitten by a tarantula hawk wasp — cry until it finishes eating me.