The Funniest (But Understandable) Reasons Real People Ended Their Relationships

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This was Jason again. Jason was my boyfriend while I was at University. Jason was… uninhibited when it came to using my toilet. But he was more inhibited when it came to making sure everything had flushed away afterwards. Even when he was staying with me at my parents' house during the holidays. This became such a recurring issue that my mum started going in straight after him with a bucket to whoosh it away and take care of the problem. Not cool Jason. Not cool. #poo #poop #poohavetobekiddingme #ihadnochoicebuttoDUMPhim #eew #dating #datingfail #gross #ohcrap

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But on all the other hands, the guys has enough of a problem that the girl’s mother was involved! Eat some fiber, dude!

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This was Bart. Bart used to pop in to my work and flirt with me. He was awesome because he’d bring snacks. Bart had a great job, seemed nice and confident and my colleagues thought he was hot. But for me something wasn’t lining up. I wasn’t getting that wanna-kiss-his-face-off feeling. It bugged me because I couldn’t figure out why. Then it hit me like a lightening bolt. His lips looked weirdly like a vagina. #vagpout #notintothoselips #icouldntunseeit #igottheick #thatsanofromme #thesnacksweregoodthough #timbits

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We can’t help who we’re attracted to. To some people, a vagina mouth might be very appealing. Those people might all be straight men or lesbians though.