43 Dirty Facts You’re Dying to Know but Are Too Afraid to Ask

Happy Halloween?

 

This was something that probably no one needs to know in any capacity for whatever reason, and you definitely shouldn’t use this fact as an ice breaker for anything at all. You also should absolutely not include this in any haunted house decor this Halloween. In fact, let’s all agree to forget this happened, and just keep scrolling. Go on.

Here we go.

 

Here’s a nice silly fact you can whip out at drinks with co-workers tonight. Maybe you guys can even order some asparagus appetizers and investigate this phenomenon for yourselves. Though, it’s likely this will get you kicked out of just about every bar you go to, it’s all in the name of science. Be sure to remember that for your HR meeting on Monday.