It turns out people over 50 don’t magically switch into entirely different people than they were at any other point in their lives. They’re people just like everyone else, and they do basically everything everyone else does, just maybe less often. Because frankly, they’re tired, okay?
Sometimes it seems like maybe these perverted scientists should start putting their science brains to better use. Honestly, what good does this knowledge do? Aside from making all women paranoid about how they walk forever, as if there wasn’t already enough to be paranoid about. Although, if you see a grown woman skipping for no apparent reason, there are probably only so many conclusions you can draw.