43 Dirty Facts You’re Dying to Know but Are Too Afraid to Ask

You may have more in common with sperm than you think.

 

Apparently, they use them to “smell” their way to the unfertilized egg. They also are super into the smell of Lily of the Valley. In case you’re wondering what kind of flowers to get sperm. Were you wondering that?

We knew Mozart was a genius, but this is truly next-level stuff.

 

Say what you will about the lyrics, but the tune itself is actually pretty darn catchy! That Mozart guy. He’s going places. Not necessarily the most appropriate places, but places.

Hey! Were you just wondering about duck penises? ‘Cause if so, you’re in luck…