It is endlessly funny to think about all the guns you can carry just about anywhere in Texas, including college campuses, and yet this law is still on the books. Because as we all know, dildos kill thousands of people a year, and guns just tickle a little bit. Not to say that you shouldn’t defend yourself, but what’s the point in having all that protection if you can’t enjoy yourself?
These women are probably liars, but we can’t prove this so we have to believe them. This is, however, incredibly rare, so don’t beat yourself up if you find yourself experiencing excruciating pain during delivery like almost everyone else. And hey, you know what’s almost better than an orgasm? Drugs.