Horses aren’t as innocent as they look.
Maybe leave this little tidbit out of the list of reasons your daughter can’t get a pony. But still, know it in your heart. For what it’s worth, this does provide a lot of social cohesion. But it also seems like kind of a pain. Although, it’s not like horses have a lot else going on. They don’t have like, cable or anything. And they usually have to borrow Netflix accounts, the bums!
Like a brown snowflake.
Immediately we’re concerned about this, considering that after Face ID, we know Apple is going to be looking for the next best security system. This could be it. Luckily we don’t need to worry about dirty phones touching our butts, however, this would make browsing from the toilet that much grosser. So, maybe we just keep this a nice little secret.