43 Dirty Facts You’re Dying to Know but Are Too Afraid to Ask

Go ahead and check, we’ll wait.

Who knows who decided to keep track of this and why, but here it is, the least convenient way to tell what hand someone probably writes with. Let’s just get this out of the way: you can always just ask people, or observe them writing something. So many paths to take before we reach down someone else’s pants. Although it’s nice to know we got something out of all that time spent looking at our genitals in mirrors.

Don’t sneeze!

 

With this many men in such a precarious position at any given moment, we should all probably be holding still a lot more. This is a delicate situation, and we wouldn’t want to startle anyone. You hear that, North Korea? Knock it off, there are more important things happening right now. Like circumcisions, lots of em.