And not, like, the good kind of erections. They’re uncomfortable and can lead to permanent impotence. But don’t worry. The spider’s venom is being studied for user in erectile dysfunction treatments. What could possibly go wrong?
So not only do have to brush your teeth and floss before the next time you take a trip to the dentist, you also need to refrain from giving any blowjobs. Unless you wanna just let loose and let your freak flag fly. You do you. But fair warning: you may be judged.
And speaking of dentists…